Let's be the movie Fatal Attraction.
I'm the word 'ignored'...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 399 | June 24, 2019 6:26 PM |
I'm the poor little white rabbit. I was probably a cat or dog in the first draft but if Glen killed them instead there would have been a major outcry but no one cares when a rabbit gets murdered. Also they wanted to make it clear she was making 'dinner'....
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 19, 2017 5:50 AM |
I'm the little boy who plays the son of Michael Douglas and Anne Archer.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 19, 2017 5:50 AM |
I'm the morbidly obese friend who goes bowling with Dan and his family.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 19, 2017 5:57 AM |
I'm the attractive actor who should have been cast to play Dan's friend, instead of that fat fuck he wouldn't have given the time of day to.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 19, 2017 5:57 AM |
I'm the new unlisted number the idiot wife gave to Glenn.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 19, 2017 6:01 AM |
I'm the hideous perm.
I'm what got him into bed with her.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | March 19, 2017 6:03 AM |
I'm Julia Child, annoying everyone by telling everyone EXACTLY how she would have handled one particular scene.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 19, 2017 6:08 AM |
I'm the driver in the car Anne Archer clobbered.
I'm phoning my attorney on a Motorola cell phone the size of a hoagie.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | March 19, 2017 6:09 AM |
I'm Glenn's pancake tits that look like they came out of one of those pancake "just add water" mixes.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 19, 2017 6:10 AM |
I'm the stage version.
You KNOW you want to see me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | March 19, 2017 6:12 AM |
I'm the $cientologu handler watching not so discreetly on-set
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 19, 2017 6:13 AM |
I'm Glenn Close viewed as sexy and attractive to straight men in 1980s cinema.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 19, 2017 6:14 AM |
I Fkin love this film. i should have known I was bi, liking this so much in high school.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 19, 2017 6:14 AM |
I'm the unprotected sex. Ahhh...the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 19, 2017 6:16 AM |
I'm the meatpacking district - but idiots visit me to see Samantha's apartment from Sex In The City, not Glenn's cool pad.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | March 19, 2017 6:19 AM |
[quote]I'm the unprotected sex. Ahhh...the 80s.
Ahhh...ignorance.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 19, 2017 6:21 AM |
[quote]I'm Glenn Close viewed as sexy and attractive to straight men in 1980s cinema.
& I'm that one straight man.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 19, 2017 6:23 AM |
I'm the dirty dishes in the sink Michael and Glenn start getting it on.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 19, 2017 6:27 AM |
I'm Anne Archer's crows feet.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 19, 2017 6:31 AM |
[quote]I'm the dirty dishes in the sink Michael and Glenn start getting it on.
I'm the industrial elevator you've forgotten about.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | March 19, 2017 6:32 AM |
I'm Anne Archer's hot career that came after the success of this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 19, 2017 6:34 AM |
I'm the words "I haven't decided".
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | March 19, 2017 6:36 AM |
I'm the lamp that Alex obsessively switches on and off.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 19, 2017 6:44 AM |
I'm the white dress that shows Glenn's nipples.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 19, 2017 6:45 AM |
I'm the gay guy who never even noticed her nipples.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 19, 2017 6:46 AM |
I'm the army of stylists, hair dressers and make-up artists hired to make Glenn Close look sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 19, 2017 6:52 AM |
I'm the Madame Butterfly tickets sitting unused while Glenn psychotically turns her light on and off.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 19, 2017 6:53 AM |
I'm their stupid fat dog.
I'm not sure they even took me when they moved to the suburbs.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | March 19, 2017 6:54 AM |
[quote]I'm the army of stylists, hair dressers and make-up artists hired to make Glenn Close look sexy.
& you wondered why you never worked again?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 19, 2017 6:55 AM |
I'm Keith Richards. I sat in the row in front of OP when he first saw the film in Murray Hill.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | March 19, 2017 6:59 AM |
I'm Bette Midler and I wanted that part.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 19, 2017 7:15 AM |
I the very spacious and very cool Meatpacking District apartment of Alex Forrest - My owner likes everything in me to be white, along with most of her clothes and her hair.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 19, 2017 7:21 AM |
I'm the dabble of cream cheese on Dan's nose during the Saturday morning meeting that Alex points out, causing him to mouth "thank you" and Alex to then smile flirtatiously, laying the groundwork for what's to come.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 19, 2017 7:23 AM |
I'm Ellen, formerly Edward, Dan and Beth's "daughter." I'm WAY ahead of my time, and so are my parents, recognizing and accepting early that I'm trans. Decades later, it will be debated whether people like me are leading to gay erasure and whether T should join LGB. As for me, my parents let me look and dress as I chose and call myself whatever I wanted. We had fights when I started puberty at 12 about taking hormones and getting surgery. They said I could do anything I wanted once I turned 18 and they'd support me. I grew out of it by 14. I'm now 42 and live in White Plains with my husband and three children. I'm Ellen again, I'm overweight, I wear yoga pants everywhere, I just got a a "I give up" short haircut, but with my new Fitbit and Boom-Chicka-Pop, Kellogs 100 calorie snacks, and Diet Coke, I'm on my way back to getting trim and fit, only I'm not.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 19, 2017 7:31 AM |
[quote] I was probably a cat or dog in the first draft but if Glen killed them instead there would have been a major outcry but no one cares when a rabbit gets murdered.
I disagree. Everybody get annoyed when someone starts splitting hares.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 19, 2017 7:31 AM |
I'm the acid Alex throws on Dan's car. I'm a fairly original way to get attention/revenge.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 19, 2017 7:32 AM |
I'm the idiotic school teacher who inexplicably let Alex take Ellen from school. The movie doesn't say whether I got sued, along with the school.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 19, 2017 7:33 AM |
this is the best thread EVAH!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 19, 2017 7:38 AM |
I'm Beth Gallagher, rightfully pissed that my husband had an affair with a psychopath, but ignorant to the fact that he's had many flings over the course of our marriage, because I'm such a fucking bore. I also don't realize that Dan hates my parents and would have NEVER moved out of the city but for thinking he could get away from Alex. I briefly considered shooting both of them in the bathroom and making it look like I shot Dan in he heat of the moment when trying to shoot Alex. But, Ellen/Edward needs his/her father.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 19, 2017 7:43 AM |
That was terrifying when that lady tried to stuff me into the oven! Thank goodness I was too fat to fit and got away! Oh, well, all's well that ends well, right, Bunny? ...Bunny? Hey, where'd you go?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 19, 2017 7:45 AM |
I'm the smelly, drippy, semi-liquid dog shit that has to be cleaned up from the apartment because Dan served Fat Dog a huge serving of spaghetti and meatballs to show that Dan ate it. He could have just thrown it away.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 19, 2017 7:48 AM |
I'm the sense of disbelief that must be suspended to imagine that Michael Douglas would have a hot fling with a drag queen.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 19, 2017 7:51 AM |
I'm Jane Krakowski as the babysitter.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 19, 2017 7:55 AM |
I'm Glenn Close as Alex Forrest. I get a lot of flack about whether I'm sexy enough to play the part. Weirdly, there's no clear answer. In some scenes it, surprisingly to some, really seems to land; other scenes it doesn't. But, he needy sociopath part of the character I nail throughout.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 19, 2017 7:57 AM |
I'm Herman Munster as Dan's boss at the law firm.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 19, 2017 7:57 AM |
I'm the little kid at the school who ominously answers "she's gone" when Anne Archer asks where Ellen is.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 19, 2017 7:59 AM |
I'm Sally Kirkland still thinking this would be my Oscar year.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 19, 2017 7:59 AM |
[quote]I'm their stupid fat dog.I'm not sure they even took me when they moved to the suburbs.
Yes you went. Remember you were stupidly drinking the water from the bath tub that was leaking thru the ceiling. (yet you let a strange woman brawl with your mistress and not even let out a bark.)
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 19, 2017 8:01 AM |
I'm the 7 or 8 "hellos" Beth says before hanging up when Alex phones the Gallagher residence. By today's standards, and possibly even landline era standards, I'm very excessive.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 19, 2017 8:06 AM |
Hey, it's Oven Lady again! Remember her, Bunny? ...Ooh, a puddle! Yummy!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 19, 2017 8:06 AM |
I'm the dead fetus that nobody cares about, especially when Mommy went Freddy Kreuger on Daddy's ass!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 19, 2017 8:06 AM |
I love how everyone has turned on fat dog.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 19, 2017 8:07 AM |
I'm Jessica Walter,, who did it first and better
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 19, 2017 8:10 AM |
I'm the original Brit short on which this American feature was based β mostly forgotten, except by a few.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 19, 2017 8:12 AM |
I'm Ralph Shortey and nobody better eat that dead fetus!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 19, 2017 8:16 AM |
I'm Ellen Foley who was a co-star in the movie and should have been given a theme song to sing!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 19, 2017 8:20 AM |
I'm Michael Douglas trembling at the idea that Debra Winger might be cast opposite me. I made sure to stop her from being cast in Romancing the Stone because I didn't want to spend 3 months in the Mexican jungle with her. But now someone wants to put a knife in her hands?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 19, 2017 10:54 AM |
I'm Douglas' sexy, loving movie wife wondering in I'm gonna get the blame for all of his STDs like his real life wife did.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 19, 2017 12:19 PM |
I'm Adrian Lyne . Not counting that Diane Lane Oscar nominated film this was my last good movie....
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 19, 2017 12:52 PM |
I'm Alex's loft in the Meat Packing District, which in today's NYC you would have to be a Russian oligarch or a prince from Dubai to afford.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 19, 2017 1:14 PM |
I'm the college professor who, in 1987, rambles on about how Pauline Kael's negative review of the film as portraying feminists as "witches" is a good example of how we should deconstruct 18th Century literature in our next term paper.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 19, 2017 1:44 PM |
I'm the famous 'other ending' people 'in the know' like to bore everyone about.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 19, 2017 1:47 PM |
I'm glad they didn't go with the other ending. How depressing.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 19, 2017 1:55 PM |
I'm the dead rabbit - yes, that fat fucking dog was fucking useless.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 67 | March 19, 2017 1:59 PM |
I'm a good olde fashioned chunky and reliable landline phone. People miss the hell out of me. But this film reminds them of how I could shreik into the night and alarm a whole household - or a cheating husband. I hate this film.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | March 19, 2017 2:12 PM |
There needs to be a sequel to this movie where Ellen is an adult and becomes transgender Aaron, Beth becomes fantastically supportive of Aaron's transition but Dan is convinced what happened with Alex Forrest made Ellen like this. They can call the movie FATAL AFFLICTION...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 19, 2017 2:20 PM |
I'm another bizarro looking kid Adrian Lyne cast in his other adultery schlock-fest.
I'm PERFECT casting as the son of Richard Gere & Diane Laine.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 70 | March 19, 2017 2:29 PM |
Everybody remembers the bunny; nobody ever remembers me.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 19, 2017 2:55 PM |
I'm Beth's father, pissed off at Dan because he didn't know how to fuck around without getting caught.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 19, 2017 3:07 PM |
I'm the young hip gay nyc snob who never saw this or many popular movies and no television whatsoever, in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 19, 2017 3:18 PM |
My drag name is Bunny Boiler
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 19, 2017 3:28 PM |
Adrian Lyne hasn't made a movie since 2002. I wonder what's up. His movies were always huge talking points... Fatal, Indecent Proposal, Lolita... he is the master of provocation.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 19, 2017 3:42 PM |
I'm the de-shaming mental illness cause that was set back decades because of this dreck.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 19, 2017 3:42 PM |
I'm "Diversion," the 1980 British film starring Cherie Lunghi that "Fatal Attraction" is a remake of. I am realistic, tasteful and nonviolent, without the least hint of camp about me, and everybody's forgotten about me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | March 19, 2017 3:52 PM |
[quote]I am realistic, tasteful and nonviolent, without the least hint of camp about me,
Well, doesn't that just sound boring as shit. We like our psycho bitches raw and crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 19, 2017 3:53 PM |
I am CHER, winning my Oscar for Moonstruck!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 19, 2017 4:00 PM |
I'm the FM station that magically changes from when Dan puts Alex's cassette in and then ejects it.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 19, 2017 4:08 PM |
I'm Dan Gallagher's heavily underlined and earmarked copy of "I Hate You - Don't Leave Me" carefully hidden at the bottom of his sock drawer
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | March 19, 2017 4:16 PM |
I'm in 7th grade, jerking off to Fatal Attraction on VHS when Michael Douglas shows his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 19, 2017 4:20 PM |
I'm Alex's copy of the 80s new age classic 'You Can Heal Your Life'.
If only she'd fucking read me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 86 | March 19, 2017 4:24 PM |
Im the names 'Alex' and 'Ellen' often used in 80/90s movies and tv shows. If u think of an an 80s Alex you imagine a tall, slim, very trendy, business like woman witha bit of an edge. Tiny breasts are a must.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 19, 2017 4:32 PM |
I'm Alex's foot pushing Dan off the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 19, 2017 4:35 PM |
I'm the Oscar telecast viewer kiki-ing maliciously when the presenter says, "And the winner is...CHER in MOONSTRUCK!!!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 19, 2017 4:39 PM |
I'm the child of questionable gender.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 19, 2017 4:39 PM |
I'm the empty rabbit hutch in the backyard.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 19, 2017 4:42 PM |
Glenn is all tanned save for her tits, which look like two uncooked pancake globs.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 19, 2017 4:44 PM |
I'm the lesbian son dramatically sobbing with my head in my hands after coming upon my parents arguing.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 19, 2017 4:47 PM |
I'm transgender, NOT lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 19, 2017 4:49 PM |
I'm the pube caught between Michael's teeth after he insisted on performing the muff-diving sequence himself, you know, for authenticity's sake.
His wife Diandra couldn't cry foul because he HAD to honor his character's truth.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 19, 2017 5:05 PM |
I'm the throat cancer that Michael Douglas got from going down on that stand-in.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 19, 2017 5:10 PM |
I'm the cooking pot of spaghetti that Alex attacks in the kitchen with Madame Butterfly on full volume.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 97 | March 19, 2017 5:14 PM |
That kid in the movie had me confused as hell the first time I saw it. I thought "boy" and then realized it's name was Ellen. Any real life updates on the little actress. Lesbionic with a butch cut?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 19, 2017 5:14 PM |
[quote]His wife Diandra couldn't cry foul
Her name was Diandra? No wonder he strayed.
& she got what she deserved.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 19, 2017 5:15 PM |
[quote]Any real life updates on the little actress. Lesbionic with a butch cut?
Fuck her - let's continue talking about ME and MY performance.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 100 | March 19, 2017 5:17 PM |
A sequel focusing on the little girl Ellen growing up to be trans is a brilliant idea... and I'm serious. I'd love to see what happened to the Gallaghers 30 years after the events and how Alex still haunts them. Michael Douglas could get another oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 19, 2017 5:17 PM |
Oh, wait!
Did I belong to the stand-in for Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct?
The coke was flowin' in those days - don't know if I was comin' or goin', heh heh
- you'll excuse the pun.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 19, 2017 5:21 PM |
I'm Alex's cat with the hot perm.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | March 19, 2017 5:23 PM |
I'm the book whose release party was where the clandestine couple met.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 19, 2017 5:25 PM |
The part where I loose sympathy for Dan is when he explains that he can't have a relationship with Alex because he's married and then the next scene, he's slept with her again. She's clearly already vulnerable and needy and he's basically implied to her that he doesn't mean what he says and sleeping with her is proof. Remember in the movie Vanilla Sky, Cameron Diaz played somebody obsessed with Tom Cruise and she says to him "When you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not".
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 19, 2017 5:26 PM |
I'm the other '80s "Fatal Attraction." I came out earlier, in 1980, but nobody seems to remember me. Probably because the biggest star in the cast is Sally Kellerman. Being a Canadian production probably didn't help either.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 106 | March 19, 2017 5:29 PM |
[quote]I'm the book whose release party was where the clandestine couple met.
& I'm the edgy, 80s writer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 107 | March 19, 2017 5:31 PM |
Didn't help that Alex clearly suffered from mental illness.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 19, 2017 5:33 PM |
I'm R105 - my wisdom comes from Cameron Diaz movies. I quote her often.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 19, 2017 5:34 PM |
I'm Dan's "Madam Butterfly" story that I tell Alex after I exhibit no will power and go back for more sex on Sunday. I was Dan's first opera and one of the only times his Dad was nice to him as a kid. I make Alex even more infatuated with Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 19, 2017 5:48 PM |
I'm much-maligned Fat Dog, here to explain that for a dog of my size, apartment living was not right, especially since they barely took me for walks. I'm fat because I don't get enough exercise and they feed me things like large plates of. I'm fucking miserable. I thought the move to the country would be great for me, but it only ended in me staying fat and licking overflow bath water from the floor. They barely let me outside even though they have a gigantic yard. Also, there was a stalker and a killing in my new house. I'm still miserable --- and fat.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 19, 2017 5:53 PM |
I'm grown up Ellen and I'm still not cute....you might want to look into some Zoom whitening for those teefs.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 113 | March 19, 2017 5:58 PM |
Adult Ellen looks like a woman. Not a particularly attractive woman, but a woman nonetheless. The teeth are a disaster.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 114 | March 19, 2017 6:01 PM |
I'm the annoying couple who are the Gallaghers' friends - the fat guy and the blonde (Hildy and Jimmy?). Dan jokes with us that he and Beth are leaving for the suburbs and leaving us behind. We don't realize that he's completely telling the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 19, 2017 6:09 PM |
I'm "36", the age that Alex cites when explaining to Dan why she want to keep the baby ("I'm 36 and this may be my last chance"). I'm laugh-out-loud funny, and unnecessary. Alex would have been believable as an attractive (though not stunning), put-together 43 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 19, 2017 6:15 PM |
(... hey, Louis Smith - Mrs. Glenn from Shane Black's brilliant 2016 film The Nice Guys - was in Fatal Attraction?)
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 19, 2017 6:18 PM |
"I'm the telephone operator" who rolls his eyes and snarkily says "well, fuck you too" to the other operators around me (to which they laugh) when Alex says "Well, fuck you" after I refuse to give her the Gallagher's new unlisted number. I do telephone claims work for Blue Cross/Blue Shield now, and I cant' afford to live NYC anymore (I never really could, but it was much cheaper and I had roommates and I made it work, and had a great time at all the clubs and baths).
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 19, 2017 6:22 PM |
r119, he doesn't say that, he says "My place or yours?"
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 19, 2017 6:24 PM |
I have no idea why I put "I'm the telephone operator" in quotes. Forgive me.
Good, one, R120. Operator is snarky queen and I love him.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 19, 2017 6:27 PM |
I'm homophobic Alex calling Dan a "faggot" on my tape that I made for him. Clearly, he's not, but I'll use it for a putdown anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 19, 2017 6:31 PM |
[quote]I'm much-maligned Fat Dog, here to explain that for a dog of my size, apartment living was not right, especially since they barely took me for walks. I'm fat because I don't get enough exercise and they feed me things like large plates of. I'm fucking miserable. I thought the move to the country would be great for me, but it only ended in me staying fat and licking overflow bath water from the floor. They barely let me outside even though they have a gigantic yard. Also, there was a stalker and a killing in my new house. I'm still miserable --- and fat.
& you must be about 42 by now.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 19, 2017 6:44 PM |
[quote]I'm homophobic Alex calling Dan a "faggot" on my tape that I made for him. Clearly, he's not
& I'm the DLer who, strangely, hasn't arrived yet, to say that he is.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 19, 2017 6:46 PM |
r119 and r120 Actually, I'm the snarky telephone operator queen and I started DL.
Y'all knew that other bitch on the line must have been a DL Hall of Famer.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 19, 2017 6:46 PM |
Fat dog here again...it would've been more believable if I'd been the one to drop dead of a heart attack in the park, Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 19, 2017 7:05 PM |
You're dead Fat Dog - fuck off!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 19, 2017 7:11 PM |
I'm the great, great, great, great grandpup of Fat Dog. I was abandoned by my meth head owners and after scavenging for days, I'm now in a shelter where my prospects are slim. Fat Dog was an ungrateful bitch. I'd do anything to be warm, overfed, underexercised, and not beat.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 19, 2017 7:36 PM |
I'm a poster googling fatal attraction fat dog because I don't remember a fat dog.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 19, 2017 7:45 PM |
I'm THE CASSETTE TAPE which Dan secretly keeps as a memento 30 years later and jerks off to when Beth's not around.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 131 | March 19, 2017 8:12 PM |
I'm Luis, the muscle stud 30-something Puerto Rican with an 11-inch, thick cock who Beth has been revenge-fucking for several years after the incidents involving Alex. Dan feels so guilty about everything that he never questions Beth about anything, so she makes up all sorts of reasons to go into the city - charity work, shopping, cultural stuff, drinks with girlfriends -- and often comes to my place where I fuck her until she can barely walk. She's expressed interest in being the "guest of honor" at a gang bang with by boys Angel, Diego, and Carlos. Lol, hhe told me she's also fucking a frumpy divorced, white daddy neighbor of hers in suburban CT. She says he's not as hot as me, but has a big dick. She likes anal.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 19, 2017 8:27 PM |
Ignore that photo @ R130.
NOT my best angle.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 19, 2017 8:34 PM |
"Look Out Weekend"
"Let's Get the Cheque"
"Another Suburban Housewife (Beth's Lament)"
"Operator, Fuck You"
"I wont be Ignored, Dan"
"Fat Dog"
"Bath of Broken Dreams"
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 19, 2017 8:39 PM |
I'm discreet. Are you discreet?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 19, 2017 8:47 PM |
I'm Alan, a florist. I'm the mild-mannered gay man who Dan now turns to for his elevator blowjobs (and other fancy favors) these days. Unlike Alex, sex with Dan doesn't inspire me to murder or any other such nonsense. I hate opera and phones and I enjoy being ignored. Dan couldn't be more grateful.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 19, 2017 9:02 PM |
[quote]I'm the mild-mannered gay man who Dan now turns to for his elevator blowjobs (and other fancy favors) these days.
Told you someone would be along to make Dan gay.
Wonder what took him so long.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 19, 2017 9:09 PM |
I love the scene when they are all bowling and it cuts back to Alex sitting with the unused Madame Butterfly tickets as she listens to the cassette in tears, turning the light on and off repeatedly. It is so fucking hilarious. I always wanted to see Fatal Attraction with a black audience because apparently they were laughing during those scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 19, 2017 9:15 PM |
I'm the slacks that Dan slips on sans underwear after one of his trysts with Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 19, 2017 9:25 PM |
"I'd have more respect for you if you told me to fuck off".
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 19, 2017 9:35 PM |
I'm one of the test audience members who saw the original ending and said, "Please. That ending sucked. That bitch with the pancake titties needs to die!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 19, 2017 10:23 PM |
i'm Dan and his fat ugly friend making fun of the asian writer at the book launch party. We'd be lynched by SJWs if we'd do that today.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 19, 2017 10:53 PM |
"I'd have more respect for you if you told me to fuck off".
Well, then, fuck off.
"And, you GET OUT!" (kick)
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 19, 2017 11:33 PM |
What mental problems would Alex have to make her like that? What was the cause.
My sister is often needy and clinging and perpetual victim with angry outbursts in her relationships. But, has never stalked or gotten violent.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 19, 2017 11:35 PM |
What original ending ! r142
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 19, 2017 11:36 PM |
Alex probably has borderline personality disorder, R145.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 19, 2017 11:40 PM |
[quote]My sister is often needy and clinging and perpetual victim with angry outbursts in her relationships. But, has never stalked or gotten violent.
Some guy fucked Alex and ran and it sent her over the edge.
But the story becomes so kitsch and farfetched I wouldn't take it too seriously.
They should have kept it real and they would have had a good film.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 19, 2017 11:41 PM |
it's amazing to me that this movie got an oscar nom for best film. it's a funny sexy thriller (with "problematic" tones by today standards), but it's still a Lifetime kinda tv movie, right?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 19, 2017 11:52 PM |
I'd say much better than Lifetime, due to the production. But, agree, not worthy of an Oscar nom. But, then again, why not. Does every nominated film have to be a biopic or something serious?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 19, 2017 11:54 PM |
I'm the nipple Dan sucks on the longest.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 20, 2017 12:11 AM |
I'm OP.
So - this is over now. Everyone's gone home.
It was quite a fun party.
I enjoyed it anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 20, 2017 12:35 AM |
I'm the blood from Alex's slashed wrists that she smears all over Dan's face while kissing him .
R139 You haven't lived until you've seen a horror movie with a black audience . I saw the first Chucky movie with one and there was so much screaming it felt like being on a roller coaster .
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 20, 2017 12:37 AM |
I'm the Westchester County amusement park that's still open in late fall.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 20, 2017 12:43 AM |
Im the oversized clothing that Alex is wearing, that has become very fashionable again.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 20, 2017 12:47 AM |
i'm NY in the 80s and i will ALWAYS look magnificent for anyone who came of age in that decade.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 20, 2017 12:51 AM |
i'm the keys to Alex's apartment conveniently kept on that electricity thing on the wall, so that anyone can enter at their convenience
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 20, 2017 12:55 AM |
We're the big package of Oreos and tub of Haagen Dazs on Alex's bed as she dials the phone with a pencil and deals with snarky operator.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 20, 2017 1:02 AM |
I'm the rollercoaster ride Alex took Ellen on after she snatched her from school. I was going to stop when they were right on top. Yes. Just stall and sit there and really fuck up the movie, but the guy who runs the ride wouldn't do it.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 20, 2017 1:06 AM |
I'm the fastest move in the world: Dan and his wife left their NY home and fixed that country house in a matter of hours!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 20, 2017 1:17 AM |
I've seen this movie a million times. It was on Netflix for the longest time.
Some of the lines are movie classics!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 20, 2017 1:18 AM |
I'm the perfectly good All-Clad stockpot that wound up at the thrift store because no one could stomach the idea of cooking anything in me ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 20, 2017 1:25 AM |
I'm the water that Alex splashes on her breasts before Dan starts sucking her nipples. Some people don't really understand my purpose.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 20, 2017 1:43 AM |
"I'm the little kid at the school who ominously answers "she's gone" when Anne Archer asks where Ellen is. "
You are Alicia.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 20, 2017 1:45 AM |
I'm the white ceiling fan, slowly oscillating. I've seen a thing or two.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 20, 2017 1:48 AM |
I'm the cellulite on Michael Douglas's flabby ass.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 20, 2017 1:55 AM |
I'm the NPR lesbian teachers aids who inform Beth that Ellen has already been picked up. When she leaves to go find Ellen, one of us remarks, "I really fucked that up" and we laugh dismissively. We're not aware at this time that there will be some crazy Best Picture Oscar snafu decades later and Faye Dunaway will say the same thing about it.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 20, 2017 1:56 AM |
I'm pasta, and I'm almost the only thing eaten in the film - Alex and Dan have me at the restaurant; Beth leaves me for Dan to eat during his working weekend (but he gives me to Fat Dog); and Alex makes me for Dan and calls me "the house specialty." I'm covered in varying quality of sauces. Alex, crazy as she is, makes the best sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 20, 2017 1:59 AM |
I'm Anne Archer's parents, who seemed like a couple of snobby cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 20, 2017 2:01 AM |
I'm the jerky camera work when Dan and Alex are in the park with fat dog. It's a little unnerving and I foreshadow bad shit that will happen later
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 20, 2017 2:02 AM |
I'm the indoor cigarette smoking in the restaurant and at the party.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 20, 2017 2:03 AM |
Hi, R169, pasta, here again. I'm so popular because the whole low carb thing is still decades away. In fact people believe I'm a very good food to eat, and runners even load up on me before a race. Also, my main macronutrient is referred to as "carbos", not "carbs".
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 20, 2017 2:05 AM |
I'm Alex's "dead father" story she tells Dan to get back at him for faking his death when they're at the park with Fat Dog. He's taken aback, so Alex tells him I'm not true and that her Dad is living in Phoenix. But, I am true, which Dan finds out upon breaking into Alex's apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 20, 2017 2:07 AM |
I am the sheet that jumps up and off of Alex's naked tits and then back again between shots with no attempts to cut away from her in bed. Jarring jump cuts, some of the worst in film history. Inexplicably, the man responsible is nominated for a Best Editing Oscar later.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 20, 2017 2:09 AM |
I'm the dark brown Clairol hair dye that Rachel Dolezal (aka Nkechi Amare Diallo) will add to Alex Forrest's haircut in my attempt to become black decades later.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 20, 2017 2:10 AM |
[quote]i'm NY in the 80s and i will ALWAYS look magnificent for anyone who came of age in that decade.
Magnificent?
If you're gay you should be very ashamed of that moronic remark. If you're not gay you should be more respectful on a gay message board.
& it did not look fucking magnficent. It was squalid and disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 20, 2017 2:21 AM |
I'm the Salsa music that Dan awkwardly dances to as he tries to keep up with whirling Alex on the dance floor.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 20, 2017 2:25 AM |
I'm all the straight mommies in the audience who gasped and screamed and are now acting all bad-assed
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 20, 2017 2:25 AM |
[quote]I'm all the straight mommies in the audience who gasped and screamed and are now acting all bad-assed
& I don't know what you're talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 20, 2017 2:27 AM |
R139 R153 I saw the original Jaws with a black audience. It was funny as hell. When the shark appeared as the girl was swimming in the water the audience was yelling "Ooooh girl, you better swim! You better get on out of there!"
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 20, 2017 2:28 AM |
I'm the color white, and I'm everywhere in this movie: the clothes, the walls, the bedding, the upholstery, the dead rabbit -- I think I'm supposed to represent something, I'm just not sure what.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 20, 2017 2:29 AM |
[quote]I'm the color white, and I'm everywhere in this movie: the clothes, the walls, the bedding, the upholstery, the dead rabbit
& of course...her telephone.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 183 | March 20, 2017 2:32 AM |
I am Dan's Secretary thinking, 'Who the hell is he trying to fool?'
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 20, 2017 2:39 AM |
I'm Anne Archer's black eye.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 20, 2017 2:40 AM |
I'm all the actresses who lost the part of Alex to Glenn Close.
How is that bitch sexier than I am??
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 20, 2017 2:45 AM |
I'm the fake puke Alex threw up when she saw the happy family life through the window ...the handing over of the rabbit scene.
She'd fucked up his car, he'd rented another and she then followed him out to the suburbs and managed to look through the window without being noticed - lucky fat dog's so fucking useless.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 20, 2017 2:45 AM |
Fat Dog didn't even have the decency to tell Anne Archer about that whore Glenn Close.
Useless dog!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 20, 2017 2:48 AM |
We're all the behind the scenes people who thought Anne Archer was a scary cult member.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 20, 2017 2:52 AM |
I thought it was just her son.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 20, 2017 2:54 AM |
I'm Alex's stacks of books in R183.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 20, 2017 2:59 AM |
I think Archer is a Scientologist. If she is, she's one of friendliest ones, who doesn't act weird in public. She seems so normal.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 20, 2017 3:02 AM |
I am the lotion Anne Archer rubs all over her body in front of her vanity as Dan tells her how beautiful she is after spending the weekend fucking Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 20, 2017 3:03 AM |
I'm the psychiatrist on Sally Jesse Raphael who said the Alex's loft made her unstable.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 20, 2017 3:03 AM |
I'm Alex's work-hard, play-hard neighbors who think nothing of the man who slips in the building as we leave, and we think nothing of allowing him in when he randomly presses a lot of buzzers. He's white and looks professional so how bad could he be. We're completely unaware of the crazy woman who lives in our building. The few times we've run into Alex, she's been perfectly pleasant, if a bit distant
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 20, 2017 3:07 AM |
I'm Mrs. Michael Douglas. I was only three years old BTW when this movie was released.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 20, 2017 4:51 AM |
I remember when we went to see it at the theatre it was my first experience of audience participation. It was hilarious. People were shouting advice to Michael Douglas's character. "Man, you better tell your wife!!!" shit like that.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 20, 2017 5:11 AM |
I am the jaded black man slowly picking up books left here and there. Despite my cart, I can hear every word.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 20, 2017 6:40 AM |
I'm the last act of the film, I almost a ruin a brilliant piece of work by transforming into an adult campy horror flick.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 20, 2017 9:58 AM |
I'm the blatant ripoff made decades later starring DL fav, Queen Bey.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 20, 2017 10:25 AM |
I'm producer Sherry Lansing and I can make a film as crappy as any male producer.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 20, 2017 11:19 AM |
I'm the word Fatal. Many copycat films will use me in title...
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 20, 2017 12:55 PM |
I'm Glenn Close refusing to shoot the new ending. Whattyagonnado? Replace me?!
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 20, 2017 2:03 PM |
Fataler Attraction: Stew 2
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 20, 2017 2:05 PM |
Yes surprised there was not a sequel, with Glenn playing Alex' twin sister.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 20, 2017 2:08 PM |
I was found on Alex's bedside table.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 206 | March 20, 2017 2:23 PM |
I the string of erotic thrillers made after the film's success. And of course everyone remembers the iconic Basic Instinct, when lesbian affairs go wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 20, 2017 6:48 PM |
Glenn was totally robbed of her Oscar. Who beat her that year?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 20, 2017 6:49 PM |
Me, bitch, and if you don't like it...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 209 | March 20, 2017 7:17 PM |
I'm Alex's doctor, not yet gagged by HIPPA laws I am able to tell Dan that despite a very bad miscarriage, Alex is indeed pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 20, 2017 7:33 PM |
[quote]I'm Alex's stacks of books in r183
Why the hell aren't you WHITE, r191? !
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 20, 2017 7:35 PM |
I'm the Looking For Mr Goodbar set - I was used again for Alex's apartment... just painted white. I represent desperation, rootlessness and loneliness.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 20, 2017 10:44 PM |
i'm Michael Douglas, and for some reason i'm in EVERY epochal movie about man-woman relationship of the 80s and the 90s: Fatal Attraction, War of the Roses, Basic Instinct, Disclosures
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 20, 2017 10:58 PM |
I'm the bottle of Flex Extra Body Shampoo in Alex's shower.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 215 | March 21, 2017 1:09 AM |
I'm R177, inexplicably triggered by the word "magnificent."
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 21, 2017 1:10 AM |
that was just YOUR neighborhood r177
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 21, 2017 3:18 AM |
Can you imagine M in this role; she would have ruined it. Glenn is much more the superior actress.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 21, 2017 3:29 AM |
r218--I agree. Madonna would have been terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 21, 2017 4:49 AM |
r219 although I am sure audiences would have cheered Madonna getting shot (they would have to wait six years until Body of Evidence for that).
As far as I remember, the role of Alex Forrest was a much-coveted role. Did Debra Winger really have to audition for this role back in '86/87 even after two Oscar nominations?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 21, 2017 5:15 AM |
As much as everyone makes fun of Glen, she was perfect for the role. Fatal Attraction is what is it is. A campy thriller. Nothing more, nothing less. I can buy Glen as the sorta attractive, deeply crazy chick. She was great.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 21, 2017 6:14 AM |
Whatever - she was great in it.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 21, 2017 6:17 AM |
It's believable that Adrian Lyne and the producers would have made Debra Winger audition since they might have had no knowledge of her previous work. She hadn't played a femme fatale part like Alex Forrest before, although she had been sexy in Urban Cowboy riding the mechanical bull, which coincidently was a Paramount movie too. They also might have wanted her to audition with Michael Douglas to see how they read together.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 21, 2017 6:25 AM |
I'm the extensive backcombing of Glenn's permed hair that suggests evil, sex, and madness all at once.
Her stylists really should have been nominated for this as well.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 224 | March 21, 2017 6:33 AM |
PS: I'm smoking in NYC restaurants, as mentioned upthread.
Douglas is about to light her cigarette and grasp her hand. It's a good moment.
Oh, the eighties.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 225 | March 21, 2017 6:36 AM |
I'm the SJW-in-the-making who is at the table beside Alex and Dan, lamenting the effects of smoking, that this movie paints successful career women as men-obsessed psychos.
But I love the transgendered child.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 21, 2017 6:46 AM |
I'm that weird, sweatsuit material Norma Kamali-esque dress that everyone thought was the height of chic in NYC in the 80s.
Honestly, almost no one looked good in it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 227 | March 21, 2017 7:27 AM |
[quote]I'm that weird, sweatsuit material Norma Kamali-esque dress that everyone thought was the height of chic in NYC in the 80s. Honestly, almost no one looked good in it.
I'm Glenn's tits β looking rather good in said dress.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 21, 2017 11:23 AM |
I am Michael Douglas tighte whiteys- damn I miss working in films - today those bitches boxer briefs get all the good roles!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 21, 2017 12:55 PM |
80s NY was great and not just cause I was a teenager, It was more creative and fun and people making under 100,000.00 could still have some quality of life. I would take a Koch NY over a DeBlasio shitty Starbuck and Disney version of the Lower East Side any day.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 21, 2017 3:21 PM |
I would have liked to have seen Jessica Lange play Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 21, 2017 4:24 PM |
I always heard Barbara Hershey was the first more traditional choice. Must admit she could have started off seemingly sane and then become a banshee and surprised us. But, really, it's Glenn's role and nobody else could touch it.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 21, 2017 4:33 PM |
[quote]80s NY was great and not just cause I was a teenager, It was more creative and fun and people making under 100,000.00 could still have some quality of life.
& AIDS was such a giggle.
GREAT days for gays.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 21, 2017 4:49 PM |
The transgendered kid was later Cousin Eddie's cussin' daughter in the hilarious Christmas Vacation...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 234 | March 22, 2017 1:46 AM |
Agreed r149 it would have been liked Obsessed being nominated for an Oscar a few years back.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 22, 2017 5:28 AM |
Bump! I will not be ignored!
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 22, 2017 6:46 AM |
You were ignored when I WON!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 22, 2017 6:52 AM |
I can see Cher playing Alex but I can't see Glenn playing Loretta.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 23, 2017 10:35 AM |
I'm the barely perceptible, yet still nauseating, smirk.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 240 | March 23, 2017 10:48 AM |
Just rewatched it.
I am the big forehead on Alex Forrest.
I am the ugly yet somehow appealing bathroom in the Ghallagher house.
I am the for the time super stylish apartment of Alex Forrest.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 24, 2017 5:21 AM |
I'm the fat guys smelly bowling shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 24, 2017 6:24 AM |
r149, I disagree whole heartedly. People only think its a lifetime movie because it set the blueprint for LIFETIME movies. Its a very well done film with brilliant performances, even with the ratchet third act.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 24, 2017 6:27 AM |
I'm the rest of Alex's impressive booze collection, which doesn't get mentioned because Dan cuts Alex off before she can go through the whole list.
Alex: "I'm got scotch, I've got vodka ..."
Dan: "JUST CUT IT!!"
What Alex would have continued saying: I've got gin, bourbon, tequila, maybe some rum; or if you'd like, red or white wine - maybe a Pinot Noir, or a buttery Chardonay, or maybe just some champagne; and of course I have some beer too.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 24, 2017 7:02 AM |
I meant "I've got scotch."
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 24, 2017 7:05 AM |
I'm the bathtub that is overflowing because Glenn Close is giving a long monologue asking Anne Archer why she's in her own bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 24, 2017 7:09 AM |
As mentioned previously, I'm Fat Dog, lapping up the overflowing bathtub water was it seeps through the ceiling. I'm pointless.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 24, 2017 7:12 AM |
I'm the whistling tea-kettle drowning out the screams and sound of struggle coming from the bathroom. I shut up when Dan takes me off the burner, which allows him to hear the commotion and spring into action.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 24, 2017 7:14 AM |
Debra Winger turned it down.
In an odd footnote Winger turned down Fatal Attraction, dropped out of Broadcast News and turned down Nuts also.
All three were big awards contenders in 1987.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 24, 2017 7:15 AM |
I'm the car rental agency in mid town that is still operating today.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 24, 2017 7:16 AM |
I'm Alex, who was once a lifeguard and still is a very good swimmer, faking my own demise as Dan chokes me. I realized I couldn't fight him off and I'm playing dead, holding my breath under the water in the bathtub. Haha, I'll get him. Here I go, jumping up out of the water with the knife. Gonna get him. What, wait, fuck, bitch has a gu...." (I'm dead).
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 24, 2017 7:19 AM |
I'm the samurai that wrote the self-help book!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 24, 2017 7:19 AM |
I'm sexy ugly. Whom all the principal stars, cept the wife, were.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 24, 2017 7:42 AM |
I am the band-aid baby that Dan and Beth have to save their marriage after this.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 24, 2017 9:05 AM |
Nuts maybe got Our Barbra a GG nomination...
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 24, 2017 10:17 AM |
I have a friend who actually thought that little girl was playing a boy...
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 24, 2017 10:18 AM |
R256 I first saw Fatal Attraction when I was about six (around 1989). I was at a neighbor's house and they didn't turn it off for some reason ... it scared the shit out of me.
Anyway, I didn't even realize it was Fatal Attraction until years later. And the funny thing is, I would have bet a million dollars the couple in the film had a son, not a daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 24, 2017 10:36 AM |
it is odd that the daughter is rehearsing a Thanksgiving play and she is cast as a man (I think she is Miles Standish). That was always a confusing little extra thing that I was never sure why they did. The writer or director must have had some idea about gender roles in their head.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 24, 2017 11:15 AM |
Winger got pregnant, at least in the case of "Broadcast News". She'd have been great in that, I think. (I love Holly but her accent bugs the fuck out of me in that role. It's like she cakes it on).
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 24, 2017 5:01 PM |
[Quote] I am the band-aid baby that Dan and Beth have to save their marriage after this.
Good fucking luck with that.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 24, 2017 5:10 PM |
What a great movie and what a shit remake the one with Beyonce was.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 24, 2017 5:13 PM |
Beyonce was hilarious in Obsessed
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 262 | March 24, 2017 5:21 PM |
Shes unrecognizable in that gif.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 24, 2017 5:27 PM |
Looks like Glenn is having Faye Dunaway/Mommie Dearest type doubts about doing the movie now LOL
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 264 | March 25, 2017 6:55 AM |
Sorry, Glennn looks like an unhinged uber hag from the get-go. It begs comprehension that Dan would be driven to a lustful frenzy to want to fuck her. That's what makes the movie such a campy delight.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 25, 2017 7:22 AM |
No, she's not super hot, but I actually don't think she looks that bad. I think part of Dan's passion is simply opportunity. She's attractive enough (certainly not ugly), he has the clear opportunity, she's interesting, sort of seductive in the restaurant - so why the fuck not. I don't find it unbelievable at all. And, Dan's uber hunk himself. All the people cheating in the real world aren't cheating with super hot men or women
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 25, 2017 7:34 AM |
"And, Dan's no uber hunk himself."
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 25, 2017 7:40 AM |
I thought the kid was a boy too until this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 25, 2017 9:04 AM |
I'm the words "Because I don't sleep around."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 269 | March 25, 2017 9:36 AM |
But, I actually do sleep around.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | March 25, 2017 11:05 PM |
I'm the acid that Glenn drops on Douglas's car.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | March 25, 2017 11:31 PM |
I'm the bandages around Alex's slashed wrists.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 26, 2017 12:12 AM |
I wonder if she slashed her wrists with the same knife as she brought to the Gallagher house and the knife that she cut her throat with in the original ending. And, didn't she charge at Dan with a similar knife at some point in her apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 26, 2017 12:48 AM |
Yeah, I've always wondered that. Dan did tell his fat friend that he called the doctor and the doctor said "congratulations." But, Dan really didn't seem to dig that much and Alex could have set that up. Though, there's really no proof she wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | March 26, 2017 12:58 AM |
I'm Alex's abandonment issues.
A lot of people went away - I'll have you know, I never did.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 26, 2017 1:10 AM |
this movie came out when i was 10 and even then i thought he was an idiot for not using a condom. ALSO, AIDS. Hallo!!
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 26, 2017 1:15 AM |
I'm Bob; I work for the publisher of the exercise book. I was at the party at the Japanese restaurant, and I was at the meeting on Saturday morning, both times wearing a neck brace. And, both times, Dan makes a joke that my injury is sex related. At the restaurant he tells his his wife and his friends that I got injured screwing my wife, to which Beth says, "you're bad." At the office on Saturday, Dan says "now you can tell us what really happened," implying something sexual. Real original. I fucking hate Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 26, 2017 1:17 AM |
r280 I'm the joke from "Chinatown" that Jake got injured on his nose when the cop's wife closed her legs. I was much funnier and told by a better character, sorry about your luck.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 26, 2017 3:17 AM |
Those rags on her wrists are one of the film's more false points. I once cut my thumb maybe an eighth of an inch on a mirror that fell and broke in an earthquake (that part made it all sound more exciting than it actually was), I mean barely a cut, and that sucker bled like a stuck pig for hours. No way a few wraps would stop slit wrists!
The acid mentioned above is pushing it a bit too. No witnesses in that lot with a million cars and a clerk that Dan sees? And how does one carry and then splash ACID on a car without any splashing up on oneself? What do you carry it in? A car battery and then pour? Alex had a lot of amazing ideas apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 26, 2017 3:30 AM |
r282 it wasn't a documentary, relax! People pour acid on people all the time too, how did Katie Piper's dude do it?
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 26, 2017 3:41 AM |
Glen rules this movie! I'm ashamed of my attraction to that boiled ham, Michael Dougas.
So she takes it all back regarding mental illness? Have not seen the clip about that yet. But I've known some awfully unhinged people- it rang true to me. The desperation, drama, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 26, 2017 5:10 AM |
To try and settle it, Alex Forrest had an amazing body, that kind of made up for the face.
Also....I am Glenn's cheap looking contacts in the bathtub scene.
I am Alex's soft and calm sounding voice not alluding to the character wich is the opposite of that.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | March 26, 2017 6:33 AM |
I'm the fake smile on Michael Douglas's face while he watches Ann Archer at her vanity table.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | March 26, 2017 6:41 AM |
I'm Beth Gallagher's lady parts, getting a bit moist as Dan kisses Beth on the back of the neck, tells her she's beautiful, and moves his hands up her legs to caress me, finger me. But, alas, Hildy and Jimmy show up and Beth and Dan can't have sex. As was said earlier, that night Dan makes a "joke" about moving to the suburbs and leaving Hildy and Jimmy behind. He's dead serious, and so is Beth (and, by extension, me). Fuck them, especially tonight for showing up early and preventing me from getting my groove on. I'm still moist.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | March 26, 2017 6:50 AM |
I'm the annoying card trick that Grandpa taught dog-faced Ellen and she still can't get it right.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | March 26, 2017 7:03 AM |
I'm Xenu, watching proudly as my pupil Anne Archer gives a performance worthy of a Best Supporting Actress nomination.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | March 26, 2017 7:42 AM |
I am Dan's muffled rage, Beth's ignorant sympathy, and Alex's smug satisfaction.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 290 | March 26, 2017 9:55 AM |
I'm Ellen's name, Ellen. What a shitty name for a little girl in the 80s. Ellen is a 60s, maybe a 70s name. I suck.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | March 26, 2017 4:00 PM |
I'm the NYC subway in the 80s. I'm covered in Hep C.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | March 26, 2017 5:08 PM |
r279, so you were a whore at 10?
by Anonymous | reply 294 | March 26, 2017 5:09 PM |
[quote] I'm Glenn Close viewed as sexy and attractive to straight men in 1980s cinema.
I'm Michael Douglas being forgiven by gay men for how [italic]A Chorus Line[/italic] turned out on screen after this got my career back on track.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | March 26, 2017 5:17 PM |
I'm the OP.
I can't believe this is still running.
(Yet you ignore my attempts to start a thread on "UNfaithful" for some reason).
by Anonymous | reply 296 | March 26, 2017 5:24 PM |
r296, You know people only care about women who are crazy and unhinged. All jokes aside, I just saw Unfaithful recently and it is criminally underrated.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | March 26, 2017 5:27 PM |
[quote] You know people only care about women who are crazy and unhinged.
OH...yes, yes, yes, yes..yes.
You're right of course.
But when you say 'people' you mean 'gay men only care about women who are crazy and unhinged'.
They love them with with all their soul(s).
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 26, 2017 5:31 PM |
[quote]But when you say 'people' you mean 'gay men only care about women who are crazy and unhinged'. They love them with with all their soul(s).
When the media makes it difficult to find openly gay male role models, you settle for the next closest thing.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | March 26, 2017 6:19 PM |
I want a sequel. Alex survived n she stalks Dan on Instagram. With the original cast.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | March 26, 2017 6:25 PM |
r296 Like Unfaithful very much, but it has nowhere near the pop culture impact or legacy that Fatal Attraction has.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | March 26, 2017 7:24 PM |
I didn't really know Fatal Attraction had a 'pop culture impact or legacy' when I started this thread.
I just thought it was unintentionally funny.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | March 26, 2017 7:28 PM |
No, R294. I grew up in the 80s when PSA about AIDS were everywhere all the time scaring the shit out of anyone. I knew was safe sex was at, like, 8. Like millions of other kids in the world in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | March 26, 2017 7:28 PM |
How old are you, OP? (Not trying to be a douche, but just wondering).
Fatal Attraction will be turning 30 this year. The boiling bunny, light turning on and off, and Alex-turns-into-Jason-Voorhies bathtub bloodbath are all part of pop culture.
I remember back in the day, the sitcom Head of the Class had an episode dedicated to the movie, where the classmates argued about the film, some sympathizing with Alex and how she was treated by Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | March 26, 2017 7:33 PM |
I love that scene with Dan and Alex on the subway because it was filmed in the real NYC and all the onlookers are like WTF is that crazy bitch rabbiting on about as she follows Dan ("You need a shrink" "Don't tell me what I need!")
by Anonymous | reply 305 | March 26, 2017 7:36 PM |
Glenn Close playing Alex Forrest at SNL!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 306 | March 26, 2017 7:37 PM |
R302, Fatal Attraction struck a nerve with the American public when it came out. Married women dragged their husbands to see it, feminists were outraged by the demonizing and punishment of a strong, independent woman, while letting the philandering husband off with a slap on the wrist, returning to a forgiving wife. Lots of discussion on talk shows and in academia.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | March 26, 2017 7:46 PM |
r307 It should really resonate now in this age of Jodi Arias. It was the same type of thing, we feel bad for Travis but we saw what a pyscho she was and how he pushed her. It bears repeating: don't fuck around with and string along a mentally unstable person, no amount of p/mussy is worth it.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | March 26, 2017 7:53 PM |
R304 I think the recent SNL clip (Kellyanne as Alex) is a great testimony to the film's lasting cultural legacy.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | March 27, 2017 5:40 PM |
I am the word "bunnyboiler". I bet most people can't even remember how I came into the lexicon.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | March 29, 2017 8:52 PM |
When Anne [the woman who plays his wife] came to London to be in a play, she was on TV here saying she'd never heard the expression bunny boiler or its connection to the film until she came to England.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | March 30, 2017 5:42 AM |
I'm Alex's fake heart attack.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | March 30, 2017 5:52 AM |
I am Alex's Volkswagen Scirrocco. What an odd car for a 35 year old woman to drive! I am used to being driven by teen boys in California.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | March 30, 2017 5:53 AM |
I'm the bullshit, time-worn excuse that spurned women use to lure back the men who have no interest in them.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | March 30, 2017 5:54 AM |
"I'm Alex's fake heart attack. "
It's Dan's fake heart attack in the park, which results in Alex's story about how he dad died of a heart attack, and then her immediate "fake" explanation that she was kidding about her Dad to get back at Dan. But, he actually did die or a hear attack, which is revealed when Dan rifles through her stuff and sees the obituary.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | March 30, 2017 5:56 AM |
I'm Hildy, Beth's friend, played by the actress who was also one of the waitresses in Cocktail (the first bar Cruise's character worked at).
by Anonymous | reply 316 | March 30, 2017 5:59 AM |
I'm Alex's fake heart attack explanation.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | March 30, 2017 6:00 AM |
I'm Alex's cat, completely overshadowed by Fat Dog.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | March 30, 2017 6:07 AM |
I'm the 2017 Data Longue thread about Fatal Attraction, which, like Alex, refuses to be ignored.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | March 30, 2017 11:45 AM |
I'm Anne Archer coming into work one day wearing a blonde wig.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | March 30, 2017 11:57 AM |
Hildy again, also on 'Night Court' for a season as the primary female lead after they dumped the original, who woulda thunk the replacement wouldn't work either, and they dumped me as soon as that whore Markie Post became available!
by Anonymous | reply 321 | March 30, 2017 12:54 PM |
Anybody was the saggy breast of Glenn Close?
by Anonymous | reply 322 | March 31, 2017 7:04 AM |
He was crazy to cheat on his beautiful wife with that ugly, wrinkled baggage.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | March 31, 2017 7:15 AM |
[quote]Anybody was the saggy breast of Glenn Close?
Her nipples several times, at least.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | March 31, 2017 7:42 AM |
I'm the broken umbrella. Without me, this movie would have never happened!
by Anonymous | reply 325 | March 31, 2017 7:48 AM |
Ahem r325, I believe I sparked the whole thing!
by Anonymous | reply 326 | March 31, 2017 7:50 AM |
No! I started everything!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 327 | March 31, 2017 7:52 AM |
Are you sure that kid is a girl??
by Anonymous | reply 328 | March 31, 2017 8:36 AM |
If this movie were made today who would be good in the parts?
by Anonymous | reply 329 | March 31, 2017 7:48 PM |
I am Hildy aka Ellen Foley singing a classic song with Meatloaf long before acting was an option.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | March 31, 2017 9:09 PM |
I'm the only woman in her 30s named HILDY in 1987
by Anonymous | reply 331 | March 31, 2017 9:51 PM |
Jazz Jennings could play the boy-girl child. Bruce Jenner could play Alex. Dan could be played by Ben Affleck. The wife could be Melissa Mcarthey. The Fat Friend could be Josh Rogan and the dog could be played by Orca.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | March 31, 2017 10:30 PM |
oops I meant Catelyn Jenner ^^^
by Anonymous | reply 333 | March 31, 2017 10:31 PM |
I would pay serious money to see Alex played by Caitlyn Jenner!
by Anonymous | reply 334 | April 1, 2017 7:42 PM |
OMG a trans version of Fatal Attraction would be superb. In the remake Alex would be a transwoman who can't make Dan love her. Very fitting for the times.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | April 2, 2017 5:49 AM |
OMG I'd love to hear Caitlyn scream "I will not be ignored?" In her freakish voice.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | April 2, 2017 7:37 AM |
r336 I'd like to hear her say, "porkschopsh and appleshauce" since she insists on that Liza/Bogie thing.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | April 2, 2017 8:14 AM |
I would love a trans version of Fatal Attraction, too.
An entertaining film to piss off SJWs and give a trans actor a major leading role = double victory!
by Anonymous | reply 338 | April 2, 2017 7:44 PM |
In some ways, "The Crying Game" WAS the transi version of "Fatal Attraction" but with a sweeter outcome.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | April 2, 2017 8:00 PM |
It's 2017, and "diversity" is the name of the game (don't get me wrong, more often than not, it's a good thing), so the trans actor playing Alex doesn't have to be white.
"Laverne Cox IS Alex Forrest in ..."
Of course, could we really NOT cast Catlyn? Maybe Laverne could be Beth - all the female lovers are played by trans. Or, randomly, Laverne could play Jimmy (the fat friend).
by Anonymous | reply 340 | April 3, 2017 4:10 AM |
My name is Quincy, you bitchy queens! And I happen to have a thyroid problem and gluten sensitivity.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | April 9, 2017 12:18 PM |
The hook of the trans Fatal Attraction movie would be this: Dan sleeps a guy named Alex, but then claims they could never have a relationship because he is not gay. Alex is so obsessed with Dan that he decides to 'transition' in order to affirm Dan's assertion of his own heterosexuality. And then, when Dan still rejects him, Alex commits suicide by performing his own castration and bleeding to death.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | April 9, 2017 1:29 PM |
The trans obsessed bigots have ruined this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | April 9, 2017 1:32 PM |
Oh, I'm the stuffed unicorn.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | April 9, 2017 4:46 PM |
I'm the one other person on the rollercoaster.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 346 | April 9, 2017 4:52 PM |
What amusement park would be open in that weather? It looked cold.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | April 9, 2017 5:02 PM |
I'm Glenn Close's magnificent hair. To achieve my effect, she stuck her finger into a electric light socket.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | April 9, 2017 6:32 PM |
Apparently there was a two for one sale on Ogilvie Home Perms at Gristedes and the hairstylist went nuts because Anne's hair is also quite the shambles.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | April 9, 2017 6:42 PM |
Women in Adrian Lyne movies always have that frizzy hair thing. Jennifer Beals had it in FLASHDANCE...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 351 | April 10, 2017 2:07 AM |
And so did Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 WEEKS
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 352 | April 10, 2017 2:09 AM |
Frizzy hair was the thing in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | April 10, 2017 3:05 AM |
The more I look at it the more I love Alex's apartment. Was/is it common to have such finished apartments, yet the common areas (staircases, hallways) are so grungy and dark.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | April 14, 2017 6:23 PM |
I'm Beth's mom. I'm sort of a low key bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | April 14, 2017 6:30 PM |
Nice to meet you, r355, I'm Alex's dad, I'm not alive and well and living in Phoenix.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | April 14, 2017 6:35 PM |
[quote]The more I look at it the more I love Alex's apartment. Was/is it common to have such finished apartments, yet the common areas (staircases, hallways) are so grungy and dark.
Yes, indeed.
It was in an old building in the still functioning meat packing district.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | April 14, 2017 7:43 PM |
I'm Anne Archer, and I don't deserve my Oscar nomination.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | April 15, 2017 6:57 PM |
I'm Ellen's little elementary school friend Alicia. My name is pronounced "Uh-LEES-see-ya" according to Anne Archer.
I get to utter the memorable sentence "She's gone."
by Anonymous | reply 359 | April 15, 2017 7:09 PM |
I am Pauline Kael and I write about how Alex lives in Hell with fires burning in the streets.
I am also the Academy who think Anne Archer did a great job with a stock housewife role and deserved the nomination for not being banal or insufferable. Think of someone like Bess Armstrong in the role and how much we'd be rooting for Alex to kill her.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | April 15, 2017 7:52 PM |
I'm Alex's brain aneurysm that would have burst the day after she got a bullet to the head.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | April 16, 2017 5:02 AM |
I'm the little trans kid walking to the door saying "shit, shit, shit, shit!".
by Anonymous | reply 362 | April 22, 2017 5:31 AM |
I'm the black guy who works in the law library and is sidling past as Dan tells fat friend that he got ahold of Alex' doctor and confirmed her pregnancy.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | April 22, 2017 6:51 AM |
And I'm "You Can't do that on Television" which Ellen and fat dog are watching when Jane Krakowski shows up.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | April 22, 2017 6:57 AM |
I'm Ellen's school which should be sued for letting Ellen go with that frizzy haired blond woman.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | April 22, 2017 7:55 AM |
R265 I wonder what it would have been like if someone really attractive like, say, Sharon Stone had played her? She proved 5 years later that she could do the femme fatale roles very well. Certainly, the premise of the movie would have been more believable.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | August 22, 2017 8:04 PM |
I'm the phone cord that will strangle OP's neck.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | August 22, 2017 8:08 PM |
Remember it was supposed to be Barbara Hershey originally. I bet she would've been good. Glenn good, maybe not -- but we wouldn't have known that anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | August 22, 2017 8:10 PM |
R307 the movie was also a massive hit! It was the second highest-grossing film of 1987 and was #1 at the box office for two months.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 22, 2017 8:10 PM |
I'm [italic]Three Men and a Baby[/italic], the film that kept them from hitting #1 at the box office for the year.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | August 22, 2017 8:34 PM |
Wow, take a look at the highest-grossing films of 1987:
1. Three Men and a Baby (comedy)
2. Fatal Attraction (psychological thriller)
3. Beverly Hills Cop II (action-comedy)
4. Good Morning: Vietnam (dramedy)
5. Moonstruck (rom-com)
6. The Untouchables (gangster)
7. The Secret of My Success (comedy)
8. Stakeout (crime-comedy)
9. Lethal Weapon (buddy cop-action)
10. The Witches of Eastwick (fantasy-comedy)
Man, what a lineup! Not infested with superhero/CGI-laden popcorn flicks and 3D animated films. Nowdays, most of those films would be released via video on demand (VOD) or something.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 22, 2017 8:46 PM |
I think that 1987 line-up is very shitty, personally. I think this film is the only one I bothered to see.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 22, 2017 8:58 PM |
My point was that there was a variety.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | August 22, 2017 9:00 PM |
various forms of shit
anyway, let's see what everyone else thinks, R373 >>>
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 374 | August 22, 2017 9:03 PM |
I'm the 50th anniversary reissue of [italic]Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs[/italic], another film about codependency, jealousy, and murder, playing in the theater next door. The shock of seeing Glenn Close wielding a knife is somewhat enhanced, but for all the wrong reasons, by the faint sounds of the dwarfs singing "Heigh-Ho." I'm also the 6th season premiere of [italic]Family Ties[/italic], another Paramount production that started when Michael Eisner was still there, where Elyse Keaton says she's "fed up with Snow White; she's so passive." But seriously, can anyone argue that this constitutes a step forward?
by Anonymous | reply 375 | August 22, 2017 9:08 PM |
Bette Davis should have played Alex Forrest. She was still around at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | August 22, 2017 10:10 PM |
I'd love to see that as a parody for sure. Too bad we've lost Jan Hooks too since she did a killer Davis impersonation. "I will NOT be ignored, Dan!"
by Anonymous | reply 377 | August 23, 2017 2:34 AM |
r377 it's too bad SNL didn't do a parody with Phil Hartman as Dan and Jan as Bette. Can you imagine the elevator scene? That would've been too funny.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | August 23, 2017 2:42 AM |
She would've definitely nailed the lighting-up-a-cigarette-in-a-diner scene.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | August 23, 2017 2:48 AM |
I'm the male librarian lazily pushing the squeaky book cart along, as Dan come cleans with Jimmy about his affair with Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | August 23, 2017 5:29 AM |
I'm the date that Alex called to cancel when she was having drinks in the bar with Dan. I'm an attractive, wealthy guy, and I'm seeking a woman who's ready to make a commitment and start a family asap. That's so hard to find around here!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | August 28, 2017 5:21 PM |
[quote]I'm the date that Alex called to cancel
Yeah, right -
I'm the number for the recorded weather.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 382 | August 28, 2017 5:25 PM |
I'm the Best Actress Oscar, crying, crying, CRYING because for the past twenty-nine years I've been sitting on the wrong mantelpiece in the WRONG house πππππ©π©π©π©π©ππππππππ
by Anonymous | reply 383 | August 28, 2017 5:28 PM |
Incidentally, do you think actors name their Oscars?
by Anonymous | reply 384 | August 28, 2017 5:32 PM |
Damn right. Should have been MINE!
by Anonymous | reply 385 | August 28, 2017 5:32 PM |
Yes, and Cher has named hers "The Undeserved". R384
by Anonymous | reply 386 | August 28, 2017 5:33 PM |
I'm Judy Davis. If Adrian Lyne ever shows my audition footage, he'll hear from my lawyers.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | August 28, 2017 5:50 PM |
Judy would've been amazing though now we would all laugh since she did a comic version in "Husbands and Wives".
by Anonymous | reply 388 | August 28, 2017 5:57 PM |
Nice, r388. I love the idea of Sally in "Husbands and Wives" as a comic take on Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | August 30, 2017 3:48 AM |
Judy would have been fucking great in it.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | August 30, 2017 3:51 AM |
I'm so glad to see my Let's Be...thread still alive after all this time.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | August 30, 2017 3:54 AM |
[quote]I'm the Best Actress Oscar, crying, crying, CRYING because for the past twenty-nine years I've been sitting on the wrong mantelpiece in the WRONG house πππππ©π©π©π©π©ππππππ - ππ βStatuette, in Cher's tacky house
Tell me about it. I should have gone to Audrey Hepburn, but I could have gone to Sophia Loren or even Debbie Reynolds instead. But no, they put me with Julie fucking Andrews who also won a spot on Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed list two years later. And she stuck me in the closet just like that closet queen husband of hers.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | August 30, 2017 4:10 AM |
I'm glad this thread is still going.
After all Fatal Attraction turns 30 next month!
by Anonymous | reply 393 | August 30, 2017 5:17 AM |
How cute that you wish movies a happy birthday, R393. Do you also send them cards and presents, too?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | August 30, 2017 7:06 AM |
r394, no but I'll get you two tix to Madam Butterfly!
by Anonymous | reply 395 | August 30, 2017 7:17 AM |
I'm the bump. On Alex's and Dan's noses.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | September 4, 2017 4:27 PM |
I'm Michael Douglas's ego, inflated to ridiculous proportions after this film's success, and convinced now that he is an actual sex symbol still. i will mistakenly convince him he can get away with a butt shot in "Basic Instinct."
by Anonymous | reply 397 | September 4, 2017 4:35 PM |
I'm the portrait of a stuffy former judge.
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